nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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seedy:

"haha i don’t care" 

*goes home and cries*

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hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

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(via trait)

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shutupimscrolling:


welcome to tumblr

dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

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gingersnapwolves:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

There’s such a big difference between moving past what someone did to you, and forgiving someone for it. I’ve never understood why people think the latter is necessary in order to do the former.

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bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

(via suspend)

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